Agimus
Score: 58 | Tier: D* | "Plot armor is the only thing keeping me alive. Also, I'm a joke. That's the bit."
Tier: D* — Parody Villain
Agimus is a special case. The incompetence is the point — he's a parody of Star Trek villains. As a character, he's S-tier. As a villain, he's D-tier. But here's the thing: his plan actually worked. He took over the Cerritos. He was patient enough to drift for centuries. And he's self-aware enough to know he's a parody.
Key Findings
- Parody note: Incompetence is the point. S-tier as a character, D-tier as a villain.
- Surprisingly competent: His plan worked (took over the Cerritos). Patient (drifted centuries). Self-aware about being a parody.
- Key violation: Monologuing ("ALL HAIL AGIMUS") — a walking violation of Rule #1.
- Special category: The * denotes "parody villain" — the rules don't fully apply because the character is designed to break them.
Top Violations
| Rule | Violation |
|---|---|
| 1 | "ALL HAIL AGIMUS." The monologuing is legendary. |
| E6 | Telegraphed every move. But that's the joke. |
| E4 | His allies were as incompetent as he was. |
| M3 | Trusted his minions. They were terrible. |
| SP4 | No backup plan. But he didn't need one — he's a cartoon. |
Fate
Defeated by the Cerritos crew, but in a way that's probably not permanent — because that's also the joke. Agimus will be back. He always comes back.